claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

(Source: basedgosh)

❝ Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

hotdiggitydogblog:

usually when I’m looking at my phone & smiling like a goof & someone asks me what I’m smiling about it’s dogs

cosmicspread:

i am loving n powerful n cool and i will get my shit together one day at a time